Life, Humor

Rando Fri II

I’ve written about Rando Fri before. If I was able to figure out how to link that to this on my iPhone, trust. I would do it.

With my impending cross country drive with my 8 year old Labrador and 2 year old Australian Cattle Dog, my thoughts are very dog-centric.

  • I hope that cbd oil works
  • How do I use the bathroom at a rest stop during the drive? Leave them in the car? Take them into the stall? Note to self: take wipes for their paws.
  • I know! Pee on the side of the road? Note to self: take wipes for me.
  • I just worked my last “fri-yay” in a long time.
  • How do you get a cattle dog pup to chill in a car for 6 hours a day for 4 days?
  • I’m not sure how clean a house has to be when you leave it.
  • Ok, only one more episode of Downtown Abby tonight, I swear.
Life

RandoFri

Can we start a Random Friday? Where we just share all our mental randos that have nowhere to go. Stuff that might be a good tweet but then you have to think about condensing it, but not a post because it’s all disjointed and messy, like tangled hangers.

Maybe we can call it “Tangled Hangers”, or “Chicken Paws and Smokes”, which is what my sister calls it when I come home, feed my dogs frozen chicken feet, have a post-work smoke and tap away on my phone, though I am usually checking my bank balance or likes on Instagram.

I’m open to titles/hashtags. But let’s get started, shall we?

  • Being called “Ma’am” is nice and awful because the person saying it is so polite but it means that the person decided that I am so not a “Miss”.
  • I am not lacking vitamins or depressed like I thought I was during the week, because it’s Friday after work and I feel great! I think I just hate my job. Which is fine, because I gave notice on Monday.
  • When I gave notice at work, co-workers commented how they would never want to move to where I’m going. So strange, since they weren’t invited.
  • Jeremy Brett made the best Sherlock Holmes, although I am a Cumberbitch.

Now you. Whatcha’ got?